me: *dials 911*
operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?
me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair
operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm
& it sucks knowing that a majority of people would rather talk to what I look like on the right instead of left.
Why? We have the same personality though.
too powerful not to reblog
I love this actually
The world is weird, man. Weird and kinda beautiful.
What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk